why do some 15 year olds type like grandparents? its like ‘Well hello there, Welcome to my blog! I really like Disney and tell the occasional joke (It’s been known to happen!)” like wtf chill this isn’t an essay
a grandparent types like “hi this is my blog how r u im ethel enjoy my blog”
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Wash and → Kaylee
Wash, tell me I’m pretty.
Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
‘Cause I’m pretty?
‘Cause you’re pretty.
i ship the ship that ships the ship
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my favorite movies ~ Moonrise Kingdom (2012) - Director: Wes Anderson
We’re in love. We just want to be together. What’s wrong with that?
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When I was playing Mystique in X-Men, I remember thinking, If I’m going to be naked in paint in front of the entire world, I’m going to look like a woman. I’m going to have curves and have boobs and have a butt. Because girls are going to look at that, and if I look like a scarecrow, they are going to think, Oh, that’s normal. It’s not normal. I’m just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, “Nobody’s eating bread, I just had to finish everyone’s burgers”. I think it’s really important for girls to have people to look up to and feel good about themselves.
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nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
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this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
Oh my god
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THANK YOU
THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE. THERE IS NO LOGICAL REASON TO HAVE AN ASSAULT WEAPON IN A NON-MILITARY SETTING.
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The Simpsons with guest appearances of The White Stripes
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